Saturday, September 15, 2007

Time for a Joke

"You talk about a whole lot of things when you're trying to convince people to do things, but you don't go back and honour every single one of those unless you have made a firm commitment about it and John wasn't into making firm commitments."
Janette Howard

A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s John Howard’s Lie Clock?” asked the man. “ Johnny Howards’ clock is in God’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

What would your lie clock be like?


Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Half and half I should think. What about white lies?

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