I always wondered why Coca Cola was so popular in the Phillippines when I lived there. So many kids, so little time.
The Harvard research team found that Coca-Cola was only able to immobilize only 30 percent of the sperms within an hour. Ironically coca-cola douches increase the forward velocity of healthy sperm by almost 18 cm/hour, actually increasing the chances of striking a baby using the method.
I love the bit about the healthy sperms getting a sugar buzz and heading down town. Survival of the fittest I suppose. Good to know that scientists have money to burn on this kind of important social and medical research.
Perhaps they should check out spermicidal capabilities of Irn Bru while they are at it. Maybe there is an export market.
Imagine some of the advertising campaigns for Pepsi and the like in some of those countries where it is used for alternative purposes.
You can blame @leoc and @facibus for Todays Medical Report.