Telstra's Visionary New Broadband Receiver. Set to be rolled out Australia wide by 2096. "We have a very aggressive roll out strategy" said a Telstra spokesman. We just need to get the government off our back (so that we can deliver the programme). It is also reported that the Telstra CEO will resign and leave the country if he does not get his way.
The arrogance of Sol "I walk on Water" Telstrujillo and Donald "Duck the Brickbats" McGauchie is dumb and mindboggling.
And here is the new Aussie Broadband Everywhere Theme Tune, set to be announced soon.
Next up mud fights, live streamed to Tumbarumba and other regional towns by telegraphic, electrified broadband pigeons by 2065.
Good Luck Senator Conroy.