Friday, October 10, 2008

UK Siezes Strategic Assets in Iceland Bank Collapses


Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling said the UK depositors should not worry about the collapse of Iceland's Banks. We have siezed a strategic stake in Iceland's Icebergs. Despite global warming, we should be good until the next election, he said.

5 Valuable Utterances:

Jayne said...

Or till the next iceberg pupping!

Colin Campbell said...

There has got to be some value in ice cubes.

Mike Smith said...

We're doomed, I tell you, doomed...

Colin Campbell said...

The government can just wait for the icebergs to melt so that they can float their political boats again.

Colin Campbell said...

And at least they haven't impounded the herring catch and made it a mandatory protein source for starving Brits.

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