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Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Next? President of the Country Beneath Canada (Mostly)

...and just to the right of Russia. Turn left at the Bering Strait.

The Palin Doctrine. Sled Dog Diplomacy.

Years of experience close to those scary Commies, only separated by glaciers and walruses, massed and ready to invade Y'all.
FEY AS PALIN: "Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'

POEHLER AS COURIC: "What lessons have you learned from Iraq and how specifically, would you spread democracy abroad?"
FEY AS PALIN: "Specifically, we would make every effort possible to spread democracy abroad to those who want it."
POEHLER AS COURIC: "Yes, but specifically what would you do?"
FEY AS PALIN: "We're gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists."

Scary

In order to brush up on some of her foreign policy shortcomings, she is off to take a crash course in diplomacy. We can all rest easy with Henry offering advice on carpet bombing and the like too.

5 comments:

jmb said...

We are pretty scared up here, let me tell you. It's causing endless discussion, almost as if McCain did not exist.

James Higham said...

And with good cause, JMB. Don't forget your SPPNA over there.

Colin Campbell said...

You are just down the road from Russia yourself JMB. Have you seen any submarines?

John Lacey said...

That's the interesting thing about the Sarah Palin impersonations; nine times out of ten they are direct quotes. What she says is funny enough in and of itself - it needs no reworking.

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