All I can say is that this is fuckin' racist ye English bastards.
It seems Scottish people are once again the but of abuse and jokes in the old country. Poor old Gordon Broon and his Scottish entourage, currently running one of the larger economies in the world and getting slammed right left and centre.
Apparently the Daily Mash people think that it is fun to make fun of poor Alistair Darling. Don't they know that Scottish people have had it with being mocked. It's been going on for hundreds of years. We have had it. Alex will be raising an army of ASBO recedivists to demonstrate the benefits of the Glasgae Kiss and the like if they don't back off.
"In the space of 20 seconds we heard four 'fuds', an 'erse', at least two 'keechs', and one 'gerrit right up ye, ya fuckin' shitebag'."
He added: "There were also five 'boabies', a 'basturt', three 'chebs', a 'bam', two 'fannybawz' and a 'come aheid ya fuckin' dobber'. We believe much of it may be offensive."
A spokesman for ITV said the show's Manchester-based staff had mistakenly invited the Scotsman onto the programme thinking he was either Bulgarian or mentally retarded.
We've had enough of this puerile shit.
Thanks to Ginro, who pointed me in the right direction.
And who is Jeremy Kyle? Any relation to Kyle of Lochalsh?
Thanks to the Daily Mash and Newmania for the excellent fashion shot. I want one of those.
And to top it off from Tuscan Tony's entertaining blog, we have the Slogan Generator with the key word Haggis.
Tonight, Let It Be Haggis.
Life Should Taste as Good as Haggis
Haggis stays sharp to the bottom of the glass
And finally another Canadian Myth
Marvin the Mounty always gets his Haggis.
Speaking of which, courtesy of JMB
It is good to know that we are not the only ethnic group that have to put up with this kind of stuff.
Every day is a Haggis Day in my world.