Thursday, July 10, 2008

Scottish People Sick of Being Made Fun Of

All I can say is that this is fuckin' racist ye English bastards.

It seems Scottish people are once again the but of abuse and jokes in the old country. Poor old Gordon Broon and his Scottish entourage, currently running one of the larger economies in the world and getting slammed right left and centre.

Apparently the Daily Mash people think that it is fun to make fun of poor Alistair Darling. Don't they know that Scottish people have had it with being mocked. It's been going on for hundreds of years. We have had it. Alex will be raising an army of ASBO recedivists to demonstrate the benefits of the Glasgae Kiss and the like if they don't back off.

"In the space of 20 seconds we heard four 'fuds', an 'erse', at least two 'keechs', and one 'gerrit right up ye, ya fuckin' shitebag'."

He added: "There were also five 'boabies', a 'basturt', three 'chebs', a 'bam', two 'fannybawz' and a 'come aheid ya fuckin' dobber'. We believe much of it may be offensive."

A spokesman for ITV said the show's Manchester-based staff had mistakenly invited the Scotsman onto the programme thinking he was either Bulgarian or mentally retarded.

We've had enough of this puerile shit.

Thanks to Ginro, who pointed me in the right direction.

And who is Jeremy Kyle? Any relation to Kyle of Lochalsh?

Thanks to the Daily Mash and Newmania for the excellent fashion shot. I want one of those.

And to top it off from Tuscan Tony's entertaining blog, we have the Slogan Generator with the key word Haggis.

Tonight, Let It Be Haggis.
Life Should Taste as Good as Haggis
Haggis stays sharp to the bottom of the glass

And finally another Canadian Myth

Marvin the Mounty always gets his Haggis.

Speaking of which, courtesy of JMB

It is good to know that we are not the only ethnic group that have to put up with this kind of stuff.

Every day is a Haggis Day in my world.


Baht At said...

Jeremy Kyle is the presenter of a program on the independent television service that was described by a learned judge as "human bear-baiting"


Baht At said...

actually it looks like they have form:


Jayne said...

That person needs a caber tossed up his backside to let his mouth have a go for once.

Baht At said...

Now Jayne that's not nice suggesting his boyfriend has a wee one. More of a matchstick than a caber I suppose is what you are saying.

Lord James Bigglesworth said...

Sasenachs! Every one knows the Scots have brains and are anything but primitive. Truly.

Colin Campbell said...

Yes. That is the problem James. I was only half serious, but sometimes, it is such a cheap laugh making fun of us.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

And a leek day in mine.

Jayne said...

Colin you need to download 2 songs -
I am Canadian by William Shatner and
Under the Scotman's Kilt by Jim Stafford.

Actually Baht At I was suggesting he should plug his arse to stop dribbling crap and use his mouth to speak for a change ;)

Colin Campbell said...

Ha Ha Jayne

I thought that you were talking about Baht at.

fake consultant said...

...speaking of those who hated the scots, i just finished writing two stories about john wilkes and his vitriolic relationship with the earl of bute.

gordon brown might like today better than 1765, i'm guessing.

Anonymous said...

From my experience of a place called Fife, in Scotland, the people in a town there, called Dunfermline were the most racist, homophobic, grumpy and just down right miserable people I have ever met!. Could not make out much they said, but it was all pretty negative.

From many good Scottish friends I have heard they say Fife is the butt of jokes in Scotland. Had a good time elsewhere though, but that place was just icchhhh!

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