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Monday, November 12, 2007

50 of the Dumbest Things Dubya Uttered


50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

47. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)

45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 (Listen to audio clip)

Lots more mindbogglingly dumb stuff here.

And this is funny as George dresses down Musharraf for being head of state and head of the military. "Take off the Uniform"

6 comments:

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

Thanks for another good laugh - at least, it would be funny if he didn't have our fate in his hands!

Colin Campbell said...

My Grandmother was petrified that Reagan was going to nuke the world. Dubya is just going to destroy it. It is very sad that it is so funny.

Anonymous said...

i once wrote an imaginary conversation using real quotes between this buffoon and another george that knew how to express himself

http://tinyurl.com/3c9af8

Anonymous said...

i once wrote an imaginary conversation using real quotes between this buffoon and another george that knew how to express himself

http://tinyurl.com/3c9af8

Anonymous said...

I especially liked no 46 - what on earth was he on about...???

jmb said...

Only fifty, it must have been a tough choosing what to leave out. Shaking my head.