Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dumb Celebrity Quotes - Spot the Braincell

Many of these are old, but they are still funny.

# «Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

# «I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

# «When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

# «The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

# «You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

# «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

# «I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

# «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

More dumb stuff here.


GP said...

I'd still vote for Christina Aguillera's "So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

lightening said...

Well I hadn't seen any of them before. Do people REALLY say stuff like that????? ROFLOL. Well, I've just started reading your blog and so far you've had me in stitches!!!! :-)

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