Famous North Shore Sydney Home Available

Given that the Rudds plan to live at The Lodge in Canberra, Kirribilli is now surplus to requirements. No reasonable bid refused. Indicative offers on Saturday November 24.

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Kirribilli

• Property Type: House
• Bedrooms: 4
• Bathrooms: 4
• Car Spaces: 2

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111 Kirribilli Avenue

Kirribilli House: OPEN FOR INSPECTION sorry OPEN FOR ELECTION

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Property details

Property Type:

House

Suburb:

Kirribilli

Region:

Sydney Region

Bedrooms:

4

Bathrooms:

4

Carspaces:

2

Energy Efficiency Rating:

Not available

Property ID: 2006832414

Kirribilli House: OPEN FOR INSPECTION sorry OPEN FOR ELECTION

Impressive waterfront views! Poised on the top of a hill and the envy of
many onlookers, this two storey house is a residence of power. Far superior
to any old Lodge in Canberra, this house fits a family of five and provides
the ultimate abode in which to be relaxed and comfortable.
* Breathtaking views of Sydney's beautiful harbour
* Perfect place to view Sydney's fireworks - especially during events like
the APEC long weekend
* Ideal for extra-curricular fundraising activities
* Includes a $200 000 set of executive chairs (not from IKEA!)
* Plans for $500 000+ renovation of the dining room to re-enact the
predicted last supper
* Uses 28 times more water than the average Sydney household –
one of few properties that can be credited for creating its own mini-drought
* Current occupant considering a move even if a new lease is signed
* A million dollar garden ($1 118 000 million over 6 years) with no worms
(well not the kind that gets turned of mid-debate during 60 minutes)
* Recently received a $386 500 security upgrade that unfortunately
doesn’t stop fireball wielding psychos
* Price negotiable just like your Work Choices employment contract… NOT
* Neighbours you know and trust – ‘you can't help but love Maxine’
The Lodge: Live centre stage in Canberra!
You can’t go past this bargain in the nation’s capital. It’s not often an opportunity
like this comes along. While it doesn’t have the sweeping harbour views of
Kirribilli House, you’ll also be at home in this residence of power.
* Owner selling off assets in an effort to go out with a bang
* Tried twice before to evict the current tenant and its looking like
it’s third time lucky
* Long-term occupancy available (depending on your accountant's or
treasurer's plans)
* Needs a good clean and the lawn mowed: tenant barely there
* Recently refurbished reception areas
* Trying to save $7500 of tax payer funds for every flight between
Canberra and Sydney and another $7500 for a VIP jet to return empty
* Dial-up internet access only – ‘broadband is just a fad’ – two hours to
download a YouTube clip is not a big ask, is it?
* Neighbours you know and trust – ‘as if’
Act now, it’s only a matter of time before interest rates go up again… and
again… and maybe even again. Particularly given there is a greater chance
of Australia signing the Kyoto protocol or saying ‘sorry’ than housing ever
being affordable in this lifetime.
Written, spoken and authorised by The People of Australia for the
People of Australia. Please note this advertisement was not funded by 70%
of labour’s union officials and did not cost taxpayers anything. Your money
is only being used to pay for empty private jets, $500 million dollars in
advertising to secure your vote in the last week of the election and the
usual election sweeteners recently announced.

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