Saturday, June 21, 2008

Obama, Gay Drug Induced Sex and Kilt Wearing Attorneys

Obama Campaign forced to focus on the serious stuff.

Major issues of the week include accusations of gay drug induced sex by a dodgy wacko supported by a kilt wearing attorney and whether Michelle wears pantyhose.

He has what is called a colourful background: a 27-year criminal career which includes convictions for fraud, forging cheques, and stealing credit card numbers.

Sinclair was accompanied by his kilt-clad lawyer, Montgomery Blair Sibley. Sibley has had his own problems: a Florida court struck him off for vexatious litigation, most of it directed against his former wife.

"I don't mean to be impudent," said one reporter, "but why are you wearing a kilt?"

Sibley explained: "It has to do with genitalia. If you are on the smaller side, then pants are not uncomfortable."

Huh? I can confirm that kilts are very comfortable and there is plenty of room and lots of air flow.

And Michelle had to face probing personal questions on television.

After a few serious questions about her patriotism, they got down to real business: whether sleeveless dresses, favoured by Mrs Obama, are for everyone, and whether she wears pantyhose. Answer: pantyhose is uncomfortable if you are 1.8 metres tall.

Important stuff.

Can we just vote now?
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That kilt comment has to be one of the greatest ripostes in the history of mankind

Colin Campbell said...

Yes. A classic especially from the centre of prudish thinking in the Universe. Very daring.

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